Are You Smart Enough?

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Neelam (age 28) was having trouble with one of her students.

So she asked the boy;
Ms. Neelam: Boy what is your problem?
Boy: I'm too smart for the first-grade.
My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is!

I think I should be in the third-grade too!s. Neelam had enough.

She took boy to the Principal's office. The principal told Ms. Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test:

Principal: What is 3x3?
Boy: 9

Principal: What is 6x6?
Boy: 36

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Neelam and tells her, I think the boy can go to the third-grade.
Ms. Neelam says to the principal, I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?
The principal and boy both agree.

Ms. Neelam: What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy: (after a moment) Legs!

Ms. Neelam: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Boy: Pockets!

Ms. Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut

Ms. Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy quickly answered.
Boy: Bubblegum

Ms. Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The Principal's eyes again open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Boy: Shake hands

Ms. Neelam: Now I will ask some Who am I sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep

Ms. Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent

Ms. Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
(The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.)
Boy: Wedding Ring

Ms. Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose

Ms. Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck

Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand
Boy: Fork

Ms. Neelam: What is it that all men have. It's longer for some men than on others. The nuns don't need it. The pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME

Ms. Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping & is responsible for making love?
Boy: HEART

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher:
Send this boy to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!